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[Athan]

....και είχε και sequel! ......Πολλά!

80's αθάνατα!!

[vasiliki-cv]

Τα σχόλια του 4ου sequel (και τελευταίου)

 

ΤΟ ΤΕΤΑΡΤΟ ΚΑΙ ΤΕΛΕΥΤΑΙΟ SEQUEL ΤΗΣ ΕΠΙΤΥΧΗΜΕΝΗΣ ΣΕΙΡΑΣ ΤΩΝ 80s. OI MAΘΗΤΕΣ ΓΕΜΑΤΟΙ ΠΛΗΞΗ ΚΑΙ ΑΠΟΓΟΗΤΕΥΣΗ ΜΕΤΑ ΤΗΝ ΑΠΟΦΟΙΤΗΣΗ ΤΟΥΣ, ΠΕΙΘΟΥΝ ΤΟΥΣ ΓΟΝΕΙΣ ΤΟΥΣ ΟΤΙ ΠΡΕΠΕΙ ΝΑ ΞΑΝΑΦΟΙΤΗΣΟΥΝ ΤΗΝ ΤΕΛΕΥΤΑΙΑ ΤΑΞΗ ΩΣΤΕ ΝΑ ΔΙΔΑΧΘΟΥΝ ΤΑ ΑΡΧΑΙΑ ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΑ ΠΟΥ ΕΙΣΗΧΘΗΣΑΝ ΠΡΟΣΦΑΤΑ ΣΤΗ ΔΙΔΑΚΤΙΚΗ ΥΛΗ. ΕΤΣΙ ΕΠΙΣΤΡΕΦΟΥΝ ΣΤΑ ΘΡΑΝΙΑ ΓΙΑ ΤΕΛΕΥΤΑΙΑ ΦΟΡΑ.

 

!!!!!!!!!!

[frikio]

Subject: Good answers

 

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are

things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now

published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while

these exchanges were actually taking place.

____________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

___________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

_________________________ ___________

 

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

___________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

_________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: getting laid

____________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

__________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

____________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

_____________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

_________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

____________________________________________

 

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________

 

And the best for last:

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law..

[rigid_joint]

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[Aggelosss1978]

Σε τέτοιο σκηνικό πάω με τα 1000 ξανά σχολειό

[tectonator]

 

Μιας και πιάσαμε τα 80's...Πετρόχειλος RESPECT....

[kasvan]

http://www.michanikos.gr/showthread.php?t=9666

 

Ανέκδοτο από μόνο του "το παραμελημένο χωράφι" αναζητά πατρότητα

[Chilon]

"το παραμελημένο χωράφι" αναζητά πατρότητα

[sundance]

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

_____________________________________

 

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

_________________________________________

 

 

And the best for last:

 

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law..

 

ειδικα το τελευταιο πολυ δυνατο.

 

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Τί τρελό τυπάκι είσαι βρε Chilon τελικά!!!!!!!!